iTunes: itunes.apple.com Free Ringtone: www.myxer.com Follow me on Twitter! twitter.com Add me on Facebook! facebook.com Directed & DPd by: Julian Smith Camera Operators: Julian Smith & Justin Johns ( justinjohns.com ) Music Composed & Produced by Julian Smith CAST: Cop: Mike Galardo Julian Smith: Himself "Muh Girl": Sarah Smith Little Boy: Isaac Blanks ( tinyurl.com ) Bagpiper: Max Gillespie ( losangelesbagpiper.com ) EXTRAS Johnny Kocourek Josh Holt Mike Leach Mahari Blanks Chris Rogness Kirsten Kelly SPECIAL THANKS TO: Mike Frantantoni Josh Holt Justin Johns Mike Leach Holly Blanks Chris Rogness Kirsten Kelly JulianSmith.tv © 2011 Julian Smith Productions
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In which John reads the first chapter of his new book, The Fault in Our Stars, to you in lieu of making a real video today. I hope you like it, and that it's not too awkward hearing a 34-year-old man pretend to be 16-year-old Hazel Grace Lancaster. You can preorder your signed copy of The Fault in Our Stars at your local independent bookstore: dft.ba You can also preorder at B&N dft.ba Amazon dft.ba or anywhere else that sells books.
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Herman Cain lays it on the line, warning against "big potato moths". Recommends we "throw out the good guys' coal." Original videos here: www.youtube.com
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I'd like to tell you about The Oath Keepers. oathkeepers.org They are military and law enforcement that has sworn to uphold their oath to defend the Constitution, not the politicians. If you have served and sworn that oath, reaffirm your commitment to the American people and the Constitution of the united States of America on their site or at an Oath Keepers event. Many civilians are also taking the Oath, administered by an Oath Keeper, at Tea Parties and similar gatherings. Now there is a forum set up by individual states so you can connect with others in your locale as well as with ppl all across the land. You can track events and the testamonials volunteered by many Oath Keepers. oathkeepers.org Another group I'd like you to know about is the Appleseed Project. appleseedinfo.org From these fine Patiots, you can learn the rifleman's quarter mile marksmanship and the history of the first American Revolutionary War. Tim McGraw has done a tremendous job on this song and I wanted to voice my feelings, too. This is a tribute from the heart to all those who are, were, or ever will be in harm's way to serve and protect freedom. This video is not about war, it's about people. You can read more at squidoo page www.squidoo.com
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Music video by Nirvana performing Territorial Pissings. (C) 2009 Geffen Records
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youtu.be Click here to watch the previous episode of Sanity Not Included! Sanity Not Included: Incarcerated Reading Season 2 Episode 12 of The (most of the time) weekly, Awesome-est-est-est show ever by Dexterboy124 and GuitarMasterX7! Download the Sanity Not Included Season 2 Soundtrack!: itunes.apple.com Subscribe to Director's channel's! Dexterboy124: www.youtube.com GuitarMasterX7: www.youtube.com Animations by Spazkidin3d: www.youtube.com Machinima Happy Hour is home to the best animation and shorts Machinima has to offer. Check back every weekend for updates on all your favorite shows like Sanity Not Included, Two Best Friends Play, Freeman's Mind, Sonic For Hire and more! www.youtube.com In this video you will see... How to be late on deadlines How to read novels How to survive prison How to be as gay as lyle How to get free surgery at dead hospital TAGS: bullshit evolved Halo Kratos God of War Call of Duty Garry's Mod machinima Sanity not included season dexterboy124 guitarmasterx7 dex lyle nina amanda hot blonde spazkid yt:quality=high Dissidia "Call of Duty" Black Ops Halo Reach Kratos "God of War" "Team Fortress 2" Mortal Kombat Spider-Man Jean Grey Marvel "Prince of Persia" Red Dead Redemption "Gears of War"
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Song available on iTunes! tinyurl.com LYRICS BELOW Like on Facebook! www.facebook.com Follow on Twitter! twitter.com Original vid here: youtu.be LYRICS: Kicked Your Monkey That was yet another way of working with the Sith They're greasy little freaks who hide pickles in the sky And I know my selfish cuckoo otter fooled me Miss Fisher don't think that I'm pretty But I would stuff a sixty cent nacho in my book Lines, lines, intersecting Oh, lines, lines, lines Intersecting now with paint I can't hear when you talk, I got cheese candy I'd like to glue a tiny mustache on your cat on Wednesdays If a woman fails to squeal then I'll smell her jeans I hate the crazy seagulls we won in those stupid frames And all the bloody mittens that were lying under the harlequin's sofa And the genie never got me off Am I glad I keyed that van It'll make me fly when you're rubbing that thing I'm fighting with ninja gloves Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful No the genie never dumped her load I'm body snatching you and then I'ma change your diaper I kiss down really low I kicked your monkey then I used your goat! I kicked your monkey then I used your goat I kicked your monkey then I used your goat Ghetto lady thinks your froggy's name is Lou McGopher A piggy baby leaving Arizona slipped and fell last night A banana wanted in that crack Who really thinks you have a Waldo sack? Stuff is shooting out of this hole Wookie snatcher, eat a bunch of pie and then just close the ...
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iTUNES LINK: tinyurl.com Original video here: tinyurl.com If that link is blocked, try this one: youtu.be Watch Michael Bublé share his thoughts on "Russian Unicorn": www.youtube.com Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) RUSSIAN UNICORN I'ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex I got a porcupine called "Zazoom" He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a cold one time, then I licked myself Why don't y'all just float off Now you're useless I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny There she go Now watch me flow Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato We're here for too long We gotta run, ok? And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut. I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it When I count to three dismount Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue I think that I ought to confess I drink ...
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facebook.com | twitter.com Incredible headlining set from Arcade Fire at Reading Festival 2010. Setlist: 0:20 Ready to Start 5:11 Keep the Car Running 8:44 Neighborhood #2 (Laika) 13:08 No Cars Go 19:10 Haiti 25:24 Modern Man 30:40 Rococo 35:19 The Suburbs 40:33 The Suburbs (continued) 41:33 Intervention 46:40 Crown of Love 51:41 Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels) 57:34 Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains) 1:03:02 We Used to Wait 1:08:35 Neighborhood #3 (Power Out) 1:14:50 Rebellion (Lies) 1:20:27 Month of May 1:24:45 Wake Up Notes: This is not really HD, but I wanted it to be available in the highest possible sound quality, this band deserves it. So I upscaled it from dvd quality to 1280x720. Unfortunatelly Régine's mic was too low in the mix during Sprawl II. Where/when: Reading Festival, Reading, Berkshire, UK. 2010-08-28.
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